ART THOU MATHIAS

MAD RAD FUTURE DUDE

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via hannahramabanana)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via pure-ability)

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

(via hannahramabanana)

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

(via braydaaan)